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STERNUM STRAP

$8

Most Awesome Sternum Strap In The World!!!

WEIGHT: 0.5 oz | 14 gm 

This is the most Awesome Sternum Strap in the world! We had to wait months and months while they built our order of this, the most awesome sternum strap in the world…

AWESOME STERNUM STRAP

Most Awesome Sternum Strap In The World!!!
WEIGHT: 0.5 oz | 14 gm 

This is the most Awesome Sternum Strap in the world! We had to wait months and months while they built our order of this, the most awesome sternum strap in the world… It was a lonely and desperate time, filled with wanting and longing. When at last this awesome sternum strap was built, they made us buy a GIANT load of them. We didn’t flinch at the price; they were worth more to us than a 29″ Carbon Fiber 9-speed Mountain Bike. And then, we waited, at times impatiently. Just when we couldn’t take it anymore, Christmas came early, and the big brown truck guy delivered two 50 lbs boxes full of this, the most awesome sternum strap in the world. Now we have enough of them to outfit MLD packs until 2032! We were so excited they’d finally arrived, we immediately cut off all the miscellaneous sternum straps from all the packs in the equipment room and spread the love, making them the standard for all MLD Packs hence forth. Now, we want to share it with you too.

FEATURES

• Slim Profile: All Rounded Edges
• Black Whistle-Lock
• Fits 3/4″ Webbing Daisy Chains Only – 3/4″ is used in most packs
• Removable, But Holds Tight When It’s On
• Lightest strippable sternum strap available.
• Awesome…
• Even More AWESOME!

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